Here is a good joke I heard today, adapted to American politics:
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Washington, D.C.
Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold-up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped John Boehner, Eric Cantor, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid," says the man.
They are asking for a ten million dollar ransom...otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
The man replies, "About two gallons!"
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